Hiya, I'm Talia from Boston. Color Guard, ya that's pretty much it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 76 YEARS
Why is this so funny? /dying
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Then Inception happens
MY MIND IS FUCKED OMG I FVDJSFL
omg
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
(Source: oathkeeping)
I want them all :c
the one that meows so hard that he falls backwards just took my heart
I like the shy one in the corner that gets fell on. What a doofus I love him/her
i love ALL OF THEM
(Source: masterofthepotatos)
its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run
(Source: thejivinghands)
(Source: ceyreksuperkahraman)
